Smile.

   Em...hi. It's been a long time I didn't post anything. -_________- So I'm going to post it today! It's really bored these holidays. So, Wei Xin decided to create an event and bail me out of this "jail"! :) I love you!
  
   But...I'm going to face typing competition before going this outing. It's this coming Sunday and I'm frikin' dead! :O My typing speed is like 51 wpm ONLY! And now, I want to get a prize! Facing like, more than 100 students! Like I said, one word, DEAD. In 5 minutes, I had to done the whole passage! But I'm going to add oil! ;)

   So...tell me about your holidays. *Awkward silence* nevermind then. Bye.

Feel like that?

Midnight sun.

            Why did she have to come here? Why did she have to exist? Why did she have to ruin this little peace I had in this non-life of mine? Why had this aggravating human ever been born? She would ruin me.
            I turned my face from her, as a sudden fierce, unreasoning hatred washed through me.
            Who was this creature? Why me, why now? Why did I have to loose everything just because she happened to choose this unlikely town to appear in? 
            Why had she come here!

LOL?

Erm...hi? This is Amanda. I don't have much jokes to share, but I have stories. Okay, this is one.

Guy: Hi sexayy!
Girl: You 50-year-old pedophile! Get away pervert!
Guy: I'm not pedophile or pervert! I'm the one who sings "Baby"!
Girl: Justin Bieber?! You look more like a 51-year-old pedophile idiot!

So the guy stranggles the girl, and...you make up the story. If you want me to do it, I will make it until they married. (If you get it. :P ) Guess someone just hates Justin Bieber, because he is a gay baby, sigh.

Full house.

I'm in a house that's bursting with teenage boys. Somebody  save me. It's not great being in this place considering what happened just now.


Me: Hi =D
Vincent: heyyyy
Me: I heard your birthday party was a blast. =P
Vincent: LOL
Vincent: ok arh
Me: M i bothering u?
Vincent: no
Vincent: but
Vincent: I have a massive headache ==
Me: Then i guess it's not a time to tell you Sally told me who you liked. =P
Vincent: who?
Vincent: 0_0
Vincent: nvm
Vincent: I'm gonna die because of this headache ==
Me: Someone outside of school apparently =P


And he went offline.


I'm so not in a good mood.

First post! =D

SMILE ALWAYS!! =D 

(Cause that's the theme of our blog)

Now, I'm going to tell you the most dramatic love story...ever!!!!!! Try your best to imagine as you read it.

It's a journey you won't regret. ;)

          Gemma was at the bus stop on a wet November day, when an old man in a tutu, with a ferret on his shoulder, sat down next to her. Just then, the bus pulled up and Gemma and the old man got on. That was when things started to get a bit silly.

         Now the bus was pretty crowded, so Gemma and the old man had to sit side by side! Gemma wasn't amused. Well, the old man was! Though he was sixty, he had the heart of a child. He didn't know he was sitting on a toy dog that made out a high, squeaky noise when someone pushed it's belly! So he thought, my, this seat is quite interesting!

         And so he sat and stood and sat and stood and it sounded a little like "ziiiit! OOOH ! (sound of old man exclaiming)  ziiiit-ziiiit! OOOOOH! ziiit! ziiiit! ziiiit........"

        Gemma who happened to be older than the old man, was so annoyed that she screamed. And it sounded like "ziiit! Aaaah! ziiiit! Aaaah! ziiit! Aaaah!" The old man thought it was the seat that was making the noise, he was so fascinated he kept on doing it!

         And then suddenly......"Aaaaaaah!" sang a retired opera singer and......there was a hole in the ceiling and bubble gum started falling from the sky! Gemma, who had an obsession for bubble gum screamed "YESZZZ!" and stood on her seat and started grabbing them! The old man STILL thought it was the seat and didn't stop sit-standing!

         Cupid wouldn't let his chance fly away just like that! So he stretched his bow and Taa! The arrows landed right on their backs!

         If you wondered how the other passengers were, then I'll tell you; they weren't bothered at all! Because all of them were gay! (including the bus driver with his patner!)

         Then Gemma and the old man, _______ (name of old man) got married. _______ (name of old man) didn't want to sleep with her as she was fat so he let his ferret sleep with her, which it willingly did! And they bred ferret babies for the rest of their lives!

                   So much for a bus ride.